Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Valentine’s Day is Gone, Now What?

Well, yesterday was it, the big romantic holiday of the year, Valentine’s Day. I’m sure you went whole hog, and wowed your wife. So, now that you’ve made it through that day, it’s time to relax, kick back, and take a break from being romantic, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa; why take a break when you’re ahead? If you were playing football, and you were two goals up on the opposing team, would you send all your players to the bench for a well deserved break? Of course not; you’d take advantage of the opportunity to see if you could make a new scoring record. Well, what’s the difference between that and racking up points for being romantic? Let’s go for broke while we’re ahead.

So, after buying her a Valentine’s present, some flowers, chocolates, a card and taking her out to dinner, what’s left? What can we do today?

Let me ask you a question; do you ever get tired of sex? Well, guess what, your wife never gets tired of hearing you tell her you love her. Just because you told her that yesterday, doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t today. Or, to put it another way, what have you done for her today?

Now, the great thing about any romantic act you do today is that it will catch your wife totally off guard. After yesterday, she won’t be expecting you to do anything. So, let’s cash in on the surprise factor. It’s probably not a good day to buy her anything, because you blew your wad yesterday, but that’s all right, this one’s not going to cost you a dime.

Make a banner that says “I Love You.” You can either do it on your computer, or make it by hand. Hang it just inside the door, where she’s going to see it when she comes in. If you can’t do that, then hang it someplace obvious, like a doorway, while she’s in the bathroom.

What do you want to bet she’ll want to save it?

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